Pick Up Lines Galore!

Subject: Pick Up Lines Galore! Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:50 pm

:wub::wub::wub:

Are you religious?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Was your father a thief?
Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a band-aid?
I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Uy, picture tayo!
Para ma-develop tayo!

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

Pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

I hate to say this, but… you are like my underwear.
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!

P’wede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

May lisensya ka ba?
‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.

Am I a bad shooter?
‘Coz i keep on missing you.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

Bangin ka ba?
Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi i can’t smile without you.

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Anong height mo?
Ha?! Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?

Sana T na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to U

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

Hinde tayo tao. Hinde tayo hayop.
Bagay tayo. Bagay talaga tayo.

Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu-shoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?
Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

May butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

Boy: You look like my 5th gf.
Girl: Ilan na ba naging gf mo?
Boy: 4.

Are your parents greek?
Coz you look like a goddess!

Are we in Lord of The Rings?
Coz you’re "my precious"

Are you a klepto?
Or did you steal my heart on purpose?

Is this the Matrix?
Because I think you’re The One.

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Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:26 pm

jed...wew

hahahh.....asa ka lng..wew...

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:46 pm

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wow first poster? hahahha! :tawa:

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:53 am

haha.. pwerte bah.. inspired gd... :nosebleed:

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:41 pm

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tuod? :depressed:

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:27 pm

:blushup::blushup::blushup:
Hey, para ka namang kulangot, you’re playing hard to get.

Para kang kuto, I can’t get you out of my head.

Lecture mo ba ako? Lab kasi kita.

Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete.

Nakakatakot diba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag mawala ka sa buhay ko.

May lahi ka bang aswang? Feeling ko kasi ikaw yung other half ko eh.

Bangin ka ba? Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Ako ay isang exam kaya sagutin mo na ako.

Masakit ba nung nahulog ka mula sa langit?

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

My love for you is like the universe... never ending!

Boy: Alam mo ikaw ang 2nd sa pinakamagandang girl na nakilala ko.
Girl: Sino yung 1st?
Boy: Ikaw pagnaka-smile.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!! MY JAW!!

Boy: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Girl: No.
Boy: Well then, please start.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Boy:what's on your face?
Girl: what what get it off get it off!
Boy: oh it's just your beautiful eyes.

Boy: Dito ka lang sa tabi ko!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Sabi sa Jolibee, "Do Not Leave Your Valuables Unattended."

Are you a fisherman? Because you've got me on the hook.

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

My Name is Elmo you can tickle me any time you want to!

Boy: Santa must have missed my house.
Girl: Really? Why is that?
Boy: Because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.

Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

Boy: Can I borrow a quarter?
Girl: What for?
Boy: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Boy: Can I have directions?
Girl: To where?
Boy: To your heart.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Tabi tayo sa exam ha? 'Coz I feel perfect beside you.
:blushup::blushup::blushup:

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:07 pm

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UPDATE UPDATE! 3RD BATCH OF PICK UP LINES!

Some say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one....You!

I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.

Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.

Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't... the colors weren't beautiful enough.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

My love for you has a limit of x as x approaches infinity.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Boy: Can I have directions?
Girl:To where?
Boy: To your heart.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Boy: Do you have a twin sister?
Girl: No.
Boy: Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

Is your name sweeper? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Boy: Do you believe that angels have wings?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: How come you have none?

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Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:12 pm

wahhhhhhhhhh nanu kamu man???

madalman kamu gani........

hahahahaha.............

:nosebleed: :dead: :tawa: :XD: :breakdown:

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:25 pm

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litsi nga mga avatar mo puro audi bah... hahaha!

Citizen Posts : 22 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-03-09

wow lingaw mn ni mn hahaha...
post pa da b
:tawa: :please:

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:54 am

hahahha hisa kalang.............

:tawa:

indi ka abi mabatunan sa audi............

:chuckles:

JEDZ FACE IS LIKE D INUDURO IN OUR HOME.........

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:25 pm

4TH UPDATE! Whooohooooo! As requested by Donard! Here goes the 4th Batch! ayeeee!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

I think there's something wrong with my eyes! I can't take them off you!

I'm a bee - can you be my honey?

Papupulis kita! - ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.

I lost my number - can I have yours?

I forgot your name - can I call you mine?

Ice ka ba? - crush kita, okay lang?

Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon - pag naging akin ka.

Meralco ka ba? - pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark

Traffic ka ba? - di kasi ako makapagmove on.

Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..

Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..

Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.

Aanhin pa ang gravity... kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?

Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita... feeling ko.. "LUCKY ME"

Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..

Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi. ................dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)

Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.

Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.

Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.

*nadapa sa harap ng crush* "see how i fell for you?"

Meron ka bang eraser? Hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS. Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

Nasan ka kagabi? Wala ka ata sa panaginip ko!

I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love "U"

(guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) "Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl) "Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko."

Para kang plema... because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!

Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang... I just wanna know kung paano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak..

Miss...SM ka ba? Kasi you've got it all!

Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling: either ICU or U C me.

guy: miss, anung kukuning course mo?
girl: uhm gusto ko sanang magnursing...
guy: teka...magkakasakit ata ako!

Are you a PS game? Because i hope you're not TEKKEN.

My mirror ba iyung puso mo? Cause I see myself in it.

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:31 pm

Can't get enough? Here's MORE!

{
ur like my kulangot... cuz ur so hard to get
ur like my kuto... i cant get u out of my head
ur like my pustiso.... i cant smile wid out u
ur like a suppository... u bring out whats bad in me
ur like a yosi vendor... u give me HOPE & MORE
ur like Ovaltine... i jus cant get enough
ur like my bra... salo-salo mo ang dibdib ko
ur like my shoes... ur always there wherever i go
ur like constipation... u take my breath away
ur like my sweat... u relieve me when im hot
ur like Extelcom... u never stop caring about me
ur like SM... cuz uve got it all
ur like a Balikbayan Box... because i get excited when u arrive
ur like a jingle joke... u bring tha corny out of me
}

Drugs ka ba? Nasisira na kasi ulo ko sayo eh.

May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist, magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one.

May MMDA ba rito? Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

Alien ka ba? Kasi you're out of this world!

Miss, pinaglihi kaba sa inidoro? Kasi pinaglihi ako sa etsas... Hindi ko mapigilang mahulog sayo.

May kamukha ka... kamukha mo yung next GF ko.

Baygon kaba? "Imagine Life Without You."

Boy: Malalim kaba?
Girl: Ha? Bakit naman?
Boy: Pwedeng ma-fall?

May parachute ka? Mamamatay ako pag wala kasi i'm falling for you.

Girl: Nasa'n ka?
Boy: Wala ba sa Puso mo?
-or-
Boy: Nasa'n ka?
Girl: Dito sa bahay.
Boy: Sinungaling! Panu ka napunta dyan eh andito ka sa puso ko.

Para kang christmas tree, u decorated my life.

Saan pinakamalapit na bank? Kasi im planning to save all my love for you.

You must be corny! ‘Cause you keep on popping into my mind.

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:53 pm

Para kang araw... Sayo lang umiikot ang mundo ko.

Is your name Summer? Cause you`re soo HOT.

Are you a pokemon? Because i choose you!

if someone would like to make a story bout my life. the climax will be the time when I met you.

you are the missing note to my life's symphony

you give function to my life's equation

Miss are you related to the sun? Cause your the hottest thing near me.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Do you are like a calendar...can I have a date?

I could love you forever, so why can't forever start now?

I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?

Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

I want to be an astronaut coz I want to get into that Black Hole... *tuguuushhhh!*

Did you live on a chicken farm? Coz you sure know how to raise cocks. *waaapaaaak!*

My heart run away and hid beside your heart! but its fine, you can keep it!

Sorry i can't talk 2 u any more, the doctor told meI'm diabetic and i cant stand
sweet things like u...

Miss! langit na ba to? para ka kasing anghel.

Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh.

Marimar, kaw ba yan? pwede ba akong maging Sergio ng buhay mo?

May lason bang mga mata mo? nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.

Kailangan mo ba ng tutor? Tuturuan kitang mahalin ako.

magaling ka ba sa math? ikaw kasi ang sagot sa mga equation ng buhay ko.

Doktor ka ba? kasi kaw lang ang makakagamot ng sugat sa puso ko.

Pulis ba tatay mo? kasi nahuli mo ang puso ko.

Electric Fan ka ba? kasi lagi umiikot ka sa isip ko.

You're like an oxygen, coz I can't breathe without you.

You're so hot you must be the reason for global warming.

Are you a False Teeth? coz I can't smile without you!

Excuse me, Are you a dictionary? Coz you give meaning to my life...

If you hold 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I’m afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:31 pm

wahhhhh..........

corny cmu JED..........hahahahaha

:XD:

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:53 pm

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sus. wala ka right maghambal na since nagkadlaw ka mn im sure. hahaha!

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:05 pm

Nice legs...what time do they open? *tuguuuuushhhh!*

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm good at math, U+I=69 *tuguuuushhhh!*

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you

The last time I saw you, I was dreaming

*Nagbigay ng rose* I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Is there a rainbow here? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I must have died and gone to Heaven, because I am seeing an angel!

*Pag may nakitang babaeng nakaabang sa Bus Stop/Bench/Restaurant/etc.* If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself

If water were beauty you'd be an ocean.

Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? So my fingers can fit there.

Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

Boy: Oh, my God! Where are your wings?
Girl: What wings?
Boy: I know an angel when I see one!

You must work for the FBI – Fabulous, Beautiful, and Intriguing.

Are you a Parking ticket because you got Fine writen all over you!

Can you direct me to the nearest phone box, because I have got to call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.

If I had a nickel for every beautiful woman I’ve ever met, I’d finally have (pause) a nickel.

I want to steal your heart.

So, I finally found you…the girl of my dreams!

Who put those stars in your eyes?

My heart skipped a beat when I saw you.

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGorgeous.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

I didn’t have any body piercing until just now. You pierced my heart.

Have you seen any good movies lately? My favorite movie of all time is called “The Most Beautiful Woman In The World” – starring you, and only you.

I could die tomorrow and it wouldn’t matter – as long as I knew that I could meet an angel like you in Heaven.

I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:00 am

hahaha.........

akon na dapat signature.........

:nooo:

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:25 pm

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hala. kwaa lng. islan ko lng akon ya.

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:23 am

POSTED BY RIZZA ON FRIENDSTER:

Ang DOTA ay Parang Pag-IBIG

c Zeus k b?
- Tamaan man ako ng kidlat, ikaw lng ang mahal ko.

c Rikimaru k b?
- Di mo man ako nakikita, nasa tabi mo lang ako.

c Vengeful k b?
-kasi handa akong i-SWAP ang buhay ko maalis lang ang kalungkutan mo

c Enchantress k b?
-Nasasaktan ako kapag lumalayo ka...

c Doom k b?
-pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..

c Silencer k b?
-kpg anjan ka, natatahimik ako..

c Beastmaster k b?
-maalaga ka kc..

c slardar k b?
-kc ms lumalakas tama ko sau..

c darkterror k b?
-humihinto ang oras pag kasama kita

c razor k b?
- nakukuryente kc puso q sau..

c nerubian weaver k b?
-naghahabol aq lagi sau..

c omniknight k b?
-ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..

bka naman CREEP k?
-lagi kasi kitang kasama..

c phantom lancer b?
-cnong pipiliin ko sa inyo?

c Terrorblade b?
- handa akong magbago para sayo.

c techies b?
-suicide na ako kapag ala ka..

c leoric b?
-binubuhay mo ulit ako..

c crystal maiden b?
-kinikilig aq pag ksma k..

c pudge b?
-nahuli mo kc puso q..

c mirana b?
-dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..

Frozen Throne o World Tree k b??
-kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan
para lumaban pa..

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Sun May 17, 2009 2:03 am

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ANOTHER BATCH OF PICK UP LINES! I THINK YOU MISSED THIS! READ UP!

Pwede ba kitang ipa-bloodtest? Para malaman ko kung type mo ako.

Fossil ka ba? Cos I want to date you.

Ikaw ha, puro ka talaga lakwatsa. Pati sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka.

Posporo ka, posporo ako. Ayan, match na tayo!

Aanhin mo pa ang bahay niyo kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?

Pokemon ka ba? Cos I choose you!

Para kang table of contents dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

Limang piso ka ba? Kasi sakto ka.

Do you drink yakult? Cos everyday you’re okay!

Nakakain ka ba ng watusi? Pag nagssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

May alam ka bang good bank? Kasi I’m planning to save all my love for you.

Are you a crystal ball? Cos I can see my future with you.

Beer ka ba? Lakas ng tama ko sayo eh.

Sana camera nalang ako. Para palagi mo akong ngingitian.

Google ka ba? Lahat kasi nang hinahanap ko nasayo na.

Para kang milo kasi I need you everyday!

I am sine squared theta and you are cosine squared theta… Together, we are one.

Summer ba pangalan mo? Cos you’re hot as hell!

I’ve tried the water company, electic company, telephone company, but nothing beats your company.

Gusto mo ng payong? Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan.

BOY: Ano nga pala english ng mahal kita?
GIRL: I love you.
BOY: I love you too. Very Happy

alam mo ba na ang pinakamasarap na FEELING sa buong mundo ay..
..........ay ang makaFEELING ka!

kung gagawa ako ng alak pangalan mo ang gagamitin ko. kasi ang lakas mo sumipa kaso sa puso ang tama.

tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa buhay mo?

Surgeon ka ba? kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.

may lason bang mga mata mo? nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.

kailangan mo ba ng tutor? tuturuan kitang mahalin ako.

magaling ka ba sa math? ikaw kasi ang sagot sa mga equation ng buhay ko.

Doktor ka ba? kasi kaw lang ang makakagamot ng sugat sa puso ko.

Pulis ba tatay mo? kasi nahuli mo ang puso ko.

Electric Fan ka ba? kasi lagi umiikot ka sa isip ko.

Marunong ka ba mag-budget? turuan mo naman ako, kasi mukang napamahal na ko sayo.

Nagalit ang titser ko kasi 1 lang ang korek answer ko sa exam, kasi ikaw lang ang tama sa buhay ko.

You are the reason men fall in love.

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Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Tue May 19, 2009 3:09 pm

:jump: :jump:

.Goshness how nice, especially ang about sa Frozen Throne..hahaha

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Tue May 19, 2009 9:27 pm

kay rizza na contribution. hahaha!

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Sun May 31, 2009 11:27 pm

ANOTHER BATCH OF KORNI LINES! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!

Mag empake ka…sama ka sakin…punta tayo home for the aged...
- Kasi i wanna grow old with you

Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?
- Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo!

Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..
- Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.

Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa.
- You know, we just click.

Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na ‘to,
- O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?

May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist
- Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,
- ‘Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa’yo lang ako magmamahal.

Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta
- Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.

Wag ka ngang ngumiti. Nai-inlab lang ako sayo eh.

Nagpapa-cute ka ba? Ume-epek kase eh.

May nakaupo ba dyan? Patabi naman.

Talaga, wala ka pang boyfriend? Ako na lang!

What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin -- me.

Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Me lisensya ba yung face mo? Deadly weapon kasi, eh.

Daya mo. No one has a right to be as cute as you are.

Teleserye ka ba?
Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

Miss alam mo ba yung ksabihan na, "Ananhin pa ang damo kung sayo palang patay na patay na ako."?

Boy: Alam mo parang nakita na kita.
Girl: Saan?
Boy: Sa aking panaginip!

Bagay sa yo maging Amo.
-Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko...

Inidoro ka ba?
-Tae kasi ako and i think im falling for you.

Delete na kita sa Friendster ko.
-Kasi I don't want to be your friend... I want to be more than that!

Subject: Re: Pick Up Lines Galore! Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:47 pm

PROGRAMMING PICK UP LINES! WOOOOOOOOO! Hahaha! Just found these! Read up!

"You are a field in my class. You will always be protected."

"Are you an exception? Let me catch you."

"You are my increment operator. You make my value increase."

"I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you."

"You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null)."

"I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life."

"You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do."

"You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you."

"If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you."

"Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you."

"We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other."

"public class YourWorld extends MyWorld"

"My love is a for loop without the increment operator-- infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running."

"Let me be the 'throws Exception' to your 'public static void main (String[] args)'. I will accept whatever you give me."

"[me != me]. [me += you]."

"You are my superclass: you define what I can do."

"You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you."

"My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().' "

"I am the field attribute in your class: I can't exist unless you do."

"My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable."

"Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside."

"You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you."

"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."

"Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile."

"You are my API. I want to know everything about you."

"Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do."

"I am a boolean method whose love will always return true."